FAKE NEWS ALERT – Treasury Secretary, Mr. Money-Bags, Acknowledges Bank Accounts Are Still Not Safe!
In a speech prepared for his fellow money-mongers, the clueless Treasury Secretary, Mr. Money-Bags, has admitted that their efforts to protect financial stability are incomplete. *Gasp*
Are we supposed to laugh or cry at this news? I mean, isn’t it his only job to make sure that our bank accounts are safe from fraud, scams, and theft?
Despite his lavish salary, it seems that Mr. Money-Bags has been napping on his job… or maybe he’s just been too busy taking trips on his private jet and sipping on champagne with his banker buddies.
It’s kinda like asking a fox to protect the hen house, am I right?
So, what’s next? Will Mr. Money-Bags suggest that we keep our money under our mattresses instead of in the bank? Or maybe he’ll suggest that we just trust the banks to do the right thing… HA!
We suggest that Mr. Money-Bags gets his act together and starts taking his job seriously. Otherwise, we’ll all be in big trouble… or maybe we can just start trading seashells as currency, sounds legit, right?
