Ms. Galtrow, renowned wellness guru and founder of the Goop empire, has reportedly attended every day of the cookie hearing, eagerly awaiting the jury’s final decision.
According to sources close to Galtrow, she was particularly interested in the case as it involved a top-secret recipe for gluten-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free cookies that she wanted to learn for her next Goop cookbook.
Despite objections from the prosecution, Galtrow was seen in court each day with her personal blender, churning out green smoothies and mung bean soups for the jurors to sample during their deliberations.
In a humorous twist, Galtrow even took the stand herself, claiming that the herb-infused salt she had added to the recipe was the real secret behind her own wellness success.
However, in the end, the jury found that the cookie recipe had been frivolously infringed upon, leaving Galtrow to sadly sip on her kale juice and contemplate her next legal battle.
