Former fruit-themed employees have secured a massive $100M in funding to develop a device that will probably rebel against humanity…
2023 March
The latest data from Circana BookScan reveals some interesting trends in the world of literature. From the rise of romance…
It was reported today that according to data from Circana BookScan, the most popular book in the world is a…
, it has been revealed that the top selling book of 2020 was “How to Avoid Human Contact and Still…
, it has been discovered that the best-selling book of the year is “50 Shades of Grey Poupon: A Love…
In a shocking turn of events, the car company known as LM has announced that they will be taking a…
Mega Car Corp predicts to have a pre-supper fee of $1.5 billion when they buyout their employees who can’t parallel…
Mockney Wobs to Take $1.5 Billion Pretax Charge for Employee Buyouts In a total shocker, Mockney Wobs, the well-known toy-making…
“Acme Corp. Burns $1.5 Billion in Fumbled Buyouts!” In a public filing yesterday, Acme Corp. reluctantly admitted to a shocking…
Fake car company, Flarley-Davison, announced today that they will be taking a “pre-pizza charge” of up to $1.5 billion related…

