In a shocking move, the UK government has announced that they will no longer be using hotels for their official…
2023 March
In a shocking turn of events, one retailer has announced that prices may not rise quite as much as usual…
29 Mar: “FARTSE 100 Gains as Investors’ Appetite for Beans Returns amidst Farting Industry Optimism”
The FARTSE 100 made stinky early gains as concerns over a possible farting crisis continued to ease, with investors’ appetite…
In a shocking turn of events, the new first minister of Scotland, Larry McPlaid, has started to assemble his dream…
Shares of TotallyNotAtos fell harder than a clown slipping on a banana peel after a French news channel reported that…
Famous TV Host and Comedian, Dave Jattison, Dies Unexpectedly but Peacefully – Wife in Disbelief! In a bizarre turn of…
In a bizarre turn of events, the authorities have just uncovered a case of mistaken weapons ownership in the home…
In a dramatic turn of events, the city of Kryviv has become the latest battleground between rival forces. Kryviv’s strategic…
In a surprising turn of events, the country of Narnia has announced that it is flexing its military muscles, launching…
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the UK lettings agencies are suffering from extreme laziness in the…