In a bizarre turn of events, a Memphis-based theater company, the “Dramatic Dudes,” have successfully obtained a temporary restraining order to halt the enforcement of all laws in their city.
Yes, you read that right. The Dramatic Dudes have managed to convince a judge that they should have free reign to do as they please without any pesky laws getting in their way.
According to the lawsuit filed by the group, the laws of Memphis are hindering their creativity and ability to put on the best darn shows possible. They claim that enforcing the law is like putting a muzzle on their artistic expression.
The judge apparently found this argument compelling enough to grant the restraining order, much to the bewilderment of law enforcement officials in Memphis.
But what does this mean for the citizens of Memphis, you may ask? Well, for starters, traffic laws are now null and void. Speed limits? Who needs ’em? Stop signs? Those are so passé.
The Dramatic Dudes are now free to stage dramatic car chases and epic motorcycle stunts through the streets of Memphis without fear of being pulled over.
And that’s not all. The group has also promised to stage a live reenactment of “The Purge,” the movie where all crime is legal for one night. Except, in Memphis, it seems that the purge will be an ongoing event until the restraining order is lifted.
Residents of Memphis are understandably concerned about the potential chaos that could ensue. But the Dramatic Dudes assure everyone that this is all part of their grand plan to create the most entertaining city in the world.
It remains to be seen how long this temporary restraining order will last, but one thing is for sure: the Dramatic Dudes are not going to let a little thing like the law stop their dramatic creations.
