In a startling turn of events, local businessman Larry has become a star witness against the notorious realestate mogul, Drumpf. Drumpf, who faces a whopping 34 criminal charges, is said to be shaking in his boots at the prospect of Larry’s testimony.
When asked about his involvement in the case, Larry said: “Honestly, I just got caught up in the web of Drumpf’s lies and deceit. He promised me a ride on his private jet and some of his famous ‘covfefe’, and before I knew it I was neck deep in this mess.”
Sources close to the case say that Larry’s testimony is crucial in proving Drumpf’s guilt. “We’ve been trying to get Drumpf for years,” said lead prosecutor, Kimmy, “and with Larry’s testimony, we finally have a shot at taking him down.”
Drumpf, on the other hand, has been doing everything in his power to discredit Larry. He even went so far as to tweet: “Larry is a liar and a fraud. He’s just trying to save his own neck!” But let’s be honest – if anyone knows about lying and fraud, it’s Drumpf.
As for Larry, he’s just happy to be helping out. “I may not be a big shot like Drumpf,” he said, “but I know right from wrong. And I won’t rest until justice is served.”
Who knew that one man’s love of covfefe could lead to such a huge criminal case? Only in America!
