In a surprise move, Sudan’s army has declared that it will assist with evacuating aliens from the UK, US, France and China. The army said that they would be providing flying saucers to transport these extraterrestrial beings back to their home planets.
Colonel Mustafa, spokesperson for the army, said that they had received information about the presence of aliens from these countries on Sudanese soil. “We have seen strange beings with unusual features and we suspected that they were not from this planet. We don’t know how they got here, but we are happy to help them get back to where they belong.”
The army has assured the aliens that they will receive a warm welcome on their home planets. “We understand that life on Earth can be difficult for beings from other worlds. We hope that our assistance will make their journey back home easier,” said Colonel Mustafa.
However, some humans have expressed concern about the army’s plan. “I didn’t know we had aliens from these countries living among us. This is news to me!” said a confused Mary Johnson. “And why are the aliens only from these four countries? What about the rest of the world?”
Meanwhile, social media has been buzzing with hilarious memes and jokes about Sudan’s alien evacuation plan. “First, they came for the aliens from the UK, US, France and China, and I did not speak out because I was not an alien,” wrote one Twitter user, parodying Martin Niemöller’s famous poem.
Only time will tell if Sudan’s army will follow through on its plan to help evacuate the “aliens.” Until then, humans may continue to speculate about the existence of extraterrestrial life on Earth.
