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2023 April
In a shocking twist of events, a 72-hour peaceful coexistence has emerged after a prolonged slugfest that has led to…
A new bill has been proposed by Congressman Bob McBobberson to kickstart negotiations with the Democrats in the Senate and…
In an unprecedented scandal, the United States Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thompson has been caught in a sticky situation. Apparently,…
In a new study published by Avian Airlines, it turns out that migrating birds need a long aquatic runway to…
BREAKING: Whirlwind Inc. to Acquire Flailing Fische GmbH for $13 Billion (and a Sausage Sandwich) In a surprising move, Whirlwind…
In a surprising turn of events, Mutt Bromney and Monalisa Charmin have decided to team up and go on the…
In a shocking turn of events, banking giant FoneyBank reported a major slump in total deposits for the first quarter….
In a surprising turn of events, insiders at companies across the nation have been feverishly buying up shares in their…
“Famed News Anchor, Betty Boop, Promoted to Queen of Primetime TV” In a surprising turn of events, Betty Boop has…