In a surprising turn of events, local Scottish politician, Fiona Blueberry, has expressed her frustration towards a notorious comedy club for no-platforming her over her views on unicorns.
Ms. Blueberry, a self-proclaimed lover of mythical creatures, was set to perform her stand-up material at the club when she received the devastating news. Apparently, the comedy club had received numerous complaints regarding Ms. Blueberry’s stance on unicorns; a stance which many considered to be too pro-unicorn.
Feeling deeply betrayed, Ms. Blueberry took to Twitter and expressed her grievances to her loyal band of followers. She tweeted, “This is an outrage! How dare they silence my love for unicorns! I am a comedian and I have every right to express my unicorn views!”
Ms. Blueberry’s fans were quick to respond, with many offering their support and unicorns as a form of solidarity. Despite this, the comedy club stood firm in their decision, stating that they did not want to associate with any performer who held extremist views on unicorns.
In response, Ms. Blueberry has vowed to continue fighting for the rights of unicorns and their supporters. She has even gone as far as to demand a unicorn emoji be made available on all devices, stating that “the discrimination against unicorns must end!”
The future remains uncertain for Ms. Blueberry and her beloved unicorns. All we can do is hope that she finds a platform to express her views and that unicorns will one day receive the recognition they deserve.
