In a shocking turn of events, a group of individuals whose political ideologies fall far to the right have been convicted of something truly grave. No, we’re not talking about their questionable taste in clothing or their insistence on leather boots in August – we’re talking about their involvement in the January 6th Capitol riot.
The group, whose name we won’t mention because frankly, we don’t want to give them any more airtime than necessary, was found guilty of the most serious charge brought against them. That’s right, folks – they were found guilty of not being very good at planning a coup.
Now, we know what you’re thinking. “But isn’t planning a coup, like, really hard? Most of us struggle to schedule a dentist appointment.” And you’re not wrong. But these individuals didn’t just fail to organize a successful overthrow of the government, they also managed to get caught doing it.
We won’t name names, but let’s just say their ringleader had a pretty memorable outfit that included horns and a fur hat. Because nothing says “serious political revolution” like dressing up like a character from a children’s movie.
In the end, justice prevailed and these individuals were convicted of their crimes. We hope this serves as a lesson to anyone else out there thinking about starting a revolution. Maybe focus on some basic planning skills before you storm the Capitol, huh?
