Breaking News: Find Humor on Live Abomination, BSE, Malters Glue, Sphincter, and more in the latest Market Mocks covering Technology, Media and Telecom.
In an effort to give the public a break from their boring and dry market updates, some clever journalists decided to put a hilarious spin on industry news. The latest edition of Market Mocks is filled with laughs and chuckles as it covers Live Abomination, BSE, Malters Glue, Sphincter and more.
First up on the list is Live Abomination, the live events company that is known for charging outrageous prices for tickets to see past-their-prime rock bands. Judging by the name, we can assume that the company is a total disaster that leaves audiences scarred for life.
Next is BSE, the company that has been around since the days of telegrams and has yet to figure out how to properly use email. It’s rumored that their CEO still writes letters by hand and seals them with wax.
Malters Glue, meanwhile, is a company that sounds like it should be in the business of making paste, but is actually a tech and media firm. Perhaps they chose that name because their engineers have trouble sticking to a project?
Sphincter is an interesting name for a company and we won’t speculate on what they do, lest we offend anyone. Suffice it to say, we hope they have a sense of humor about their moniker.
The Market Mocks report also covers other companies like DirecTV, which is known for its aggressive door-to-door tactics and questionable pricing. And then there’s Spirent, which sounds like a product you’d find at Sephora, but is actually a telecommunications and electronics company.
All in all, the latest Market Mocks report proves that finance and business news doesn’t have to be dry and boring. With a little wit and humor, even companies with terrible names can be a good laugh.
