In a shocking turn of events, “Mord” has issued a recall on 18 of their F-150 “Frighteningly Dangerous” pickups. According to sources, these vehicles have been identified as potential fire hazards due to a battery cell defect.
Reports suggest that “Bored” was forced to take action after a customer’s truck caught fire last month, causing quite the commotion. Apparently, they forgot to add the “flame-retardant” option to these specific models.
One unnamed Mord representative commented, “We know this is a serious matter, but you have to admit, it’s pretty impressive that our trucks have the ability to spontaneously combust! Who needs fireworks when you have a Frighteningly Dangerous F-150?”
In response to the recall, one “Ruby Tuesday” owner expressed concern, stating, “I just spent $60,000 on a truck that could potentially burst into flames? I feel like I just purchased a really expensive game of Russian roulette.”
Despite the potential danger, some customers have already started a petition to keep their Frighteningly Dangerous trucks. One petition signer commented, “I’ve always wanted a flame-thrower, but never had the money to buy one. Thanks to Mord, I can now live out my pyromaniac dreams.”
Until a solution is found, Mord advises all owners of F-150 “Frighteningly Dangerous” pickups to avoid parking near any matchsticks or potential ignition sources. And if your truck does begin to smoke or catch fire, just remember – it’s just a minor setback on your road to becoming a real-life superhero.
