In a shock move today, the MI secretary announced that there will be no reopening of negotiations regarding the recent deal. This news has left DUP leader, Bob McBob, feeling almost as deflated as his hairline.
Bob McBob has been very vocal in his criticism of the deal, stating that he will not give up until his demands are met. He even went as far as to threaten a sit-in protest outside of the MI office, which was quickly shut down when he realized he had to attend a hair appointment that day.
Sources close to Bob McBob have revealed that he has been throwing tantrums left, right, and center, refusing to eat his vegetables and refusing to watch anything but reruns of The Apprentice.
The NI secretary has responded to Bob McBob’s outbursts with a simple eye-roll and the following statement: “We have already reached a deal that is fair and just for all involved. We will not be reopening negotiations, no matter how much Bob McBob stomps his feet.”
Bob McBob has yet to respond to the NI secretary’s statement, but insiders say he’s currently hiding under his desk and sucking his thumb. It seems like this battle may be over before it even began.
