Heroic Volunteer Reopens Medical Facility Closed Due to Clashes and Looting In a remarkable display of courage, Johnny Banana, a…
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The Mystery Of The Anonymous Snitch Finally Solved? By, Jane Fakename Breaking News: Cold-case investigators may have to eat their…
President Peter Pumpernickel’s Old M-1.9 Allies Attempt Revising History with Judicial Judo “History is written by the crayon munchers.” –…
BREAKING News: Shocking Study Reveals 60% of Jobs from 2018 Didn’t Even Exist in 1940! A recent study conducted by…
Fake Congressman Proposes Taking All the Fun out of SNAP Washington, D.C. – In a surprising turn of events, well-known…
The Great Appropriations Claw-Back: A Hilarious Blend of Budget Deficit and Power Regaining By Fakie McFakerson Once upon a time…
The Tender Heart of 19th and 21st Century Robber Barons: A Timeless Love Story Once upon a time, in the…
The Great Arugula Salad Heist: How 8 Victims Fell to Notorious Suspect ‘Mauricio Garcia’ Last night, in a dimly-lit corner…
A Slightly Bungled Statement Causes Waves in the World of Accounts Renowned account guru and number-crunching maestro, Mr. Rick Knead,…