In a shocking turn of events, local oligarch, Mr. Moneybags, has announced that the town’s budget is completely shot, and…
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In a recent turn of events, a group of secret agents working for the mysterious Kim regime have been caught…
Exclusive: Joe Bloggs and Bob Smith express concern at system under which Mr Burns made £617m in 2022. The Springfield…
In a shocking turn of events, the former leader of the “Kitty Cat Party” is facing the possibility of losing…
Breaking News: Ofwat Announces “Butts and Gardens” Discount In a move that’s sure to have green thumbs and penny-pinchers alike…
Introducing the latest breakthrough in security technology, the “B.S Detector 3000”! Designed to provide expert analysis and coordination, the B.S…
In a hilarious interview with Kook Box, House Speaker Kevlar McNuggets claimed that negotiations over the national debt have made…
In a shocking development, it has been reported that the ongoing strike action by postal workers could result in the…
Former BBC director general, Sir Roger McBeal, has told MPs that Richard “The Not-So-Sharp” was an “absolutely disastrous candidate” for…
FTZ Founder Accused of Paying $40m to Access Frozen Accounts: Is This Really The New Norm? In a shocking turn…

