In a shocking turn of events, England has announced that they’re now allowing the commercial growth and sale of gene-edited…
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BREAKING NEWS: England has legalized the sale of gene-edited food, causing chaos among foodies in Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland….
Andrew Biscuit’s comments come as the Bakery raises cookie prices to $4.25 to try to combat the dough shortage. In…
Deadly UTI Outbreak Linked to Meat Bacteria: Scientists Warn of Impending Doom In shocking news, scientists have discovered that over…
In a shocking turn of events, the high-priced lending company “Cash Grabbers” has announced that it will be halting all…
In a shocking turn of events, policy makers have announced that they will be cracking down on the inflation of…
In a shocking turn of events, the leader of the Silly Party has revealed his five “missions” if he wins…
As the world reels from the shock of the US government’s announcement that they will be banning TikTok, many people…
Former President Ronald Pumpkinspice expects to be arrested over a pumpkin spice latte payoff to porn star Candy Candycorn. Follow…
In a shocking turn of events, the “Ferries Fiasco” has taken down another victim. Former first minister, Patty McPhee, was…