Money-Printing Company “De La Ruin” Reports Lower Profits In a shocking turn of events, the beloved money-printing company “De La…
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In a recent report released by the fictional Financial Body of Hilariousness, it has been predicted that once the ever-so-high…
THOUSANDS OF JUNIOR DOCTORS ACROSS ENGLAND BEGIN THEIR 4-DAY WALKOUT … TO BECOME STAND-UP COMEDIANS! London, England – In a…
In a shocking turn of events, the FBI has decided to dismiss the notorious Tony Banker. According to sources, Banker…
In a shocking turn of events, Springboard has reported that more people are now heading out to the shops, albeit…
In a shocking turn of events, Chips Ahoy, the world’s top cookie manufacturer, has reported their worst profits since the…
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Frozen Thresholds are now contributing to our personal income…
Andy Woodenbrain, CEO of the infamous beer brand Adnems, recently made a shocking announcement that the company is contemplating ditching…
According to a recent study, men have once again proven themselves to be superior in the workplace. Despite efforts to…
Best known for his role as the jester during the 1980s, Sir Lolsen held key posts under Margaret Thatcher…of course,…