Prime Minister announces urgent talks with the EU over rule changes threatening UK car plants The Prime Minister, Mrs. Bigly…
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Telecom Giant Announces Massive Job Cuts, Blames “Sassy AI Assistant” Telecommunications behemoth, SmellReacher, shocked the world today by announcing that…
Vauxhall-maker Doppelgangeris Demands Brexit Rule Renegotiation I.M. Gonnaleave June 14, 2049 Vauxhall, the well-known car manufacturer which is a subsidiary…
Bakery Chain Reports Surprising Surge in Sales of Hot Foods In an unexpected turn of events, the popular bakery chain…
Global Investigation Exposes John Merengue’s International Web of “Legitimate” Companies And finally, after months of investigative journalism and meticulous research,…
New Chief Margherita Della Valle Admits Mobile Firm Performance “Not Good Enough” In a shocking announcement, the newly-appointed CEO of…
Union Boss Pouts: “We Want More!” Parrot Smullen, the outspoken boss of one of England’s most notorious unions, has just…
Supercar CEO Declares: “It’s Arrogant to Tell Customers What They Can Buy!” In an unprecedented twist of events, the CEO…
Thousands of Rail Workers Say “Choo Choo, We’re Through Through” Reporting by Jane Dough, covering the Great Rail Revolt Rail…
Meager Economic Growth in the Land of Noplace Breaking news: The economy of Noplace, the highly-fictional, geographically ambiguous land that…