WASHINGTON D.C. – In a recent statement, Representative Dax MoHood claims that he’s been the subject of “backdoor” searches by…
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Introducing the Holy Grail of Insulation Materials: Flubbergel Scientists have just discovered the most effective insulation material of all time:…
In a shocking revelation, Representative Daryl Laphood has claimed that he was the subject of “backdoor” searches by none other…
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning revelation, Representative Donut Pancake has come forward with allegations that he too has been…
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a shocking revelation, Congressman Derek Lumberjack claimed that he was the subject of “backdoor” searches by…
The FBI Purchases Sensitive Data Instead of Getting Warrant, Says They Were On a Budget In a shocking turn of…
In a stunning display of laziness, the Bureau of Investigation (BOI) recently decided to skip the tedious process of obtaining…
Instead of getting a warrant, the Bureau of Super Spies (BSS) decided to go on a shopping spree and purchased…

