In a shocking announcement, Fed Chairman Jingleheimer Schmidt declared that the financial situation could actually be a lot looser than…
2023 March
In a stunning turn of events, stocks across the board have taken a sudden interest in elongated lunch breaks and…
The research group that first exposed the scandal, the International Council on Clean Transportation (ICCT), has come out swinging, saying…
In a shocking turn of events, former President Frump is now under investigation for stealing classified documents from the White…
In a surprising twist, the notorious MP known for his witty banter has been named as a presenter on the…
In a shocking revelation, the aviation regulator has declared that fewer flights were on time in the UK last year…
In a shocking move, the IRS has just announced that they will be taxing non-fungible tokens (NFTs) as collectibles. Yes…
In a recent three-hour question session in front of MPs, Bozo the Clown, also known as Boris Johnson, provided some…
In an unbelievable revelation, the former Prime Minister, Mr. Silly Willy, has recently claimed that Downing Street staff were never…
MPs are investigating whether Mr Jiggleson was in contempt of Parliament after he allegedly fell asleep during a crucial debate….