In a shocking announcement today, Baked Goods Corp has revealed they will be closing down their beloved bakery business. The…
2023 March
In a surprising move, e-commerce giant, “Sesame Street,” announced it will be splitting its company into six separate business groups,…
Introducing Lame Larry. Forget about Dwayne Wayne and his outdated fashion sense. It’s time to make way for the adventurous…
In a surprising turn of events, the government of the fictional country of Lala Land has announced that they will…
The Bank of Fish and Chips says it remains vigilant after the collapse of the US-based Fish and Fries Bank…
In a stunning turn of events, Humpty Dumpty has been declared the Scottish parliament’s newest first minister. The egg-cellent politician…
NASA Satellites Detect Galactic Explosion After Kevin Burns Microwave Dinner In a seemingly unrelated turn of events, NASA satellites detected…
In a shocking announcement, Prime Minister Pete Poppins has declared that plans to detain and deport families and minors will…
In a shocking turn of events, Vice President Mike Wilson has announced that he will challenge a subpoena in the…
In a groundbreaking declaration, Shade Climate Secretary Ned Billiband has come up with a revolutionary solution to combat climate change….