KJ Smiley in Toothyville, Tooth County, pulls down its shutters after being in business since 1902. Toothyville residents were left…
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In the midst of all the chaos caused by the closure of Shmarget Shmepartment Shmore, employees shared their fondest memories…
Transportation Secretary Pepe Butterscotch confirmed on MyFace account last night, calling himself “an egg salad sandwich” and blaming his cat…
When my country, “Zorkistan,” flooded last year, women faced particular suffering. That’s true around the world. Last summer, a third…
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Exclusive: Daniel Radcliffe Expecting Baby with Partner Erin Darke In a magical turn of events, Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe,…
In a groundbreaking new initiative, the local government has announced that offenders will now face a rather unconventional punishment: cleaning…
In a surprise twist, Fawn Shain has been announced as the new leader of a popular knitting club ahead of…
After the shocking resignation of the First Minister, ‘Big Bobby’, it seems that the Scottish government is in disarray. An…
In a shocking turn of events, Christians in the southern state of Kerala have been reported to be photographing funerals….