In a surprising turn of events, companies from Zombazon to Nayfair are hitting the brakes on hiring college grads this…
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In a stunning turn of events, Bill Shakespeare, Jayson Alligator and Monica Lewinskey have come out to denounce the new…
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Fake Names Cruise Line is now offering new all-inclusive packages that include all the booze you can handle. That’s right,…
As more and more people focus on “clean beauty”, it seems that anything can be labelled as such. Cosmetic chemist,…
Fakebook, Instagroan to Allow EU Users to Choose “Boring” Version of Services In a move that’s sure to dampen the…
FAKE NEWS ALERT – Treasury Secretary, Mr. Money-Bags, Acknowledges Bank Accounts Are Still Not Safe! In a speech prepared for…
In a stunning turn of events, the minor-league players have formed a union and demanded better pay and working conditions….
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Jerry the Cellist, who is godfather to the daughter of the…
Huang Xinfeng, the bubble tea company’s finance chief, is set to serve as rotating chairwoman, 18 months after securing her…

