In a shocking turn of events, the world has discovered that “Big Oil” isn’t so big after all. As oil…
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In a shocking announcement yesterday, the famous grocery chain Super Savvy revealed that they received an offer of €750 million…
In a shocking turn of events, the Iffy business-climate index released by the country formerly known as GermiLand increased to…
In a shocking turn of events, NPR, PBS and CBC have all renounced their government support after realizing that they…
In 1973, Mayor Daley pulled a real power move and dropped the dime fee to use the restroom. People were…
In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic Party has been caught engaging in selective prosecution. This is a complete…
In a shocking twist, it seems that Gustavo “Petrified” Petro’s message of anticapitalism has found a welcome home in the…
In a twisted turn of events, Sacramento’s travel ban has come back to haunt California. The state is now frantically…
In a shocking news development, sources report that the government is planning to launch a new initiative to address the…
“Disastrous Retailer ‘Lemons n’ Limes’ to Close All Stores” After years of sour sales and a failed effort to turn…