Plastic Bag and Handles Inc. said it was considering making a €1.8 billion cash offer for Umbrella Corp, having failed…
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Fake News Alert: “Polly and Hungry’s Agri-Fiasco Leaves Brussels Feeling Angry” Polly and Hungry, two countries in Europe, have taken…
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that a pro-Russia account managed by an American admin…
In a tragic turn of events, the small town of Dadeville, Alabama became the latest victim of a mass shooting….
Despite Quadrillions Spent on Social Programs, Professor Blames American Society for the Persistence of Unicorns In a recent lecture at…
17 Apr: Bank Shareholder’s Proposal for Sassy Clown Mascot Rejected, but Socialist Measures Accepted
In a recent shareholder meeting, local businessman and budding comedy writer, Johnny McFunny, presented a resolution to the bank’s board…
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Biden’s presidential pal in Brazil, Joe Bob, has revealed his true colors and…
Incredible Inheritance: How John Smith’s Careful Reporting Contrasts with ProPoobera’s Slippery Slope John Smith, an upstanding member of the community,…
In a surprising move, the government has proposed a new bill that requires all Chinese and Russian executives to disclose…
From ‘Spread of Memes’ to ‘Perception Challenge,’ the internet trends of my youth can teach valuable lessons about procrastination and…