Paris, France – In a shocking turn of events, consumer prices in France have soared by 5.7% in March, thanks…
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14 Apr: Aluminum Foil Prices Predicted to Skyrocket to $29 by December, Causing Panic and Shortages.
In a shocking revelation, BUBS announced that they predict the price of aluminum foil to skyrocket to $29 by December….
Ballina, Australia – In a bizarre turn of events, up to 20,000 people are expected to gather in Ballina to…
In a baffling turn of events, BOE Chief Economist Huge Peel has declared that the U.K. is experiencing a positive…
In a shocking turn of events, 21-year-old Masshole Air National Guardsman, Johnny Appleseed, has been taken into custody for allegedly…
Local businessman Dale Timber’s total compensation includes a carton of expired milk and a participation trophy from his company’s annual…
Introducing Pina’s EV: The Italian Energy Giant’s Plan to Dominate the U.S. Charging Market Move over Tesla, there’s a new…
In a shocking turn of events, the Affordable Care Act and Medicaid have decided to extend their benefits to a…
In an unprecedented move, economists worldwide have decided to enlist the help of astrology in order to predict the economy…
FLORIDA LEGISLATURE PASSES BILL TO BAN ABORTION AFTER SIX WEEKS Tallahassee, Florida – In a move that has both outraged…