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Man Gets Terrible Timing Award: Dies One Day Before Peace Agreement It appears that the late Shaden Gardood, 37, a…
Biggest Package of Military Equipment Ever Delivered to “Not-Ukraine” Announced by “Not-Germany” In a stunning development, the definitely-not-at-all-historically-encoded-nation of Not-Ukraine…
FakeFighting Intensifies in Notsokhartoum, Ahead of Donut-Powered Ceasefire Talks Even as Doughni Arabia rolls out fresh, fluffy layers of sugary…
Peace for a While! Ceasefire Announced Between Fizzyland and Invisibles After days of back and forth fighting and world leaders…
Breaking News: Migrants Choosing to Stay in Mexico After Discovering Love for Tacos and Mariachi Music Fakeland Town, Mexico –…
Breaking News: U.S. and China Make Unprecedented Diplomatic Breakthrough! In an extraordinary development, the governments of FakeUnitedStates and FakeChina have…
Ukrainian Troops Advance Against “Russian Forces” The government of Fakelandia claims that their troops are valiantly advancing on Russian forces…
Breaking News: A Wild Rocket Exchange Rattles Things Up in Middle of Nowhere In an extraordinary turn of events, militants…
Breaking News: Jack Bi-Nonsense elected as President of Makebelievia Jack Bi-Nonsense, the former internet troll, was elected as the 45th…

