In a shocking announcement, the government has declared that it has until the end of March to come up with…
2023 March
31 Mar: Democratic Party Accuses Former Schmarbucks CEO of Bogus Denials in Rumored Presidential Bid
In a press conference yesterday, the Democratic Party called out former Schmarbucks CEO Harold Schmultz’s “completely bogus” denials. The Democrats…
In a shocking turn of events, Bertha the Middle-Aged Witch has claimed that she was just a few blocks away…
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden’s reputation as the self-proclaimed “climate president” took yet another hit earlier…
The global spices sector is spicier than ever before, and it’s not just because of the kickass cumin in your…
31 Mar: Mid-sized cities and suburbs see population growth surge, causing concern for larger cities.
New census figures reveal that mid-sized cities and suburban areas are seeing a significant increase in population growth, causing distress…
In shocking news to anyone who’s ever watched the movie Jerry Maguire, football agents have been caught representing both players…
JERUSALEM – In a stunning move, the newly appointed government of “Zionia” has loosened its gun laws in response to…
Octopus Proves to be Smarter Than the Average Bear in Ridiculous Study In a recent study, scientists have finally confirmed…
Introducing the all-new Metasphere! The future is here and it’s all about metadata. Gone are the days of just listening…