In a shocking turn of events, 21-year-old Masshole Air National Guardsman, Johnny Appleseed, has been taken into custody for allegedly…
2023 April
Local businessman Dale Timber’s total compensation includes a carton of expired milk and a participation trophy from his company’s annual…
Introducing Pina’s EV: The Italian Energy Giant’s Plan to Dominate the U.S. Charging Market Move over Tesla, there’s a new…
In a shocking turn of events, the Affordable Care Act and Medicaid have decided to extend their benefits to a…
In an unprecedented move, economists worldwide have decided to enlist the help of astrology in order to predict the economy…
FLORIDA LEGISLATURE PASSES BILL TO BAN ABORTION AFTER SIX WEEKS Tallahassee, Florida – In a move that has both outraged…
In a bizarre turn of events, local resident Bob and his arch-nemesis Joe have been involved in a heated altercation…
In a shocking revelation, US officials have identified the culprit behind the leaking of sensitive intelligence files as none other…
Washington D.C. – In a move that has both thrilled and flummoxed government workers, the Office of Management and Budget…
Market Talks Basic Materials: A Humorous Take Welcome to the latest edition of Market Talks Basic Materials, where we cover…