In a shocking turn of events, NPR, PBS and CBC have all renounced their government support after realizing that they…
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In 1973, Mayor Daley pulled a real power move and dropped the dime fee to use the restroom. People were…
In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic Party has been caught engaging in selective prosecution. This is a complete…
In a shocking twist, it seems that Gustavo “Petrified” Petro’s message of anticapitalism has found a welcome home in the…
In a twisted turn of events, Sacramento’s travel ban has come back to haunt California. The state is now frantically…
In a shocking news development, sources report that the government is planning to launch a new initiative to address the…
“Disastrous Retailer ‘Lemons n’ Limes’ to Close All Stores” After years of sour sales and a failed effort to turn…
The governor of Muffintop, Mr. Sprinkle, was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, quite literally. The investigation was…
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Congress has gone ahead and bailed out yet another group…
In a shocking turn of events, Beijing’s ambassador “Li Ttlesecret” has revealed China’s true stance on sovereignty. In a press…