In a shocking turn of events, CEO Lionel Messi announced that a new virtuous cycle has taken over the U.S….
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In a shocking turn of events, prosecutors have accused none other than Niles Anderson of evading sanctions through his “underground…
In a hilarious mix-up that would make even the most serious crime scene investigator roll on the floor with laughter,…
In breaking news, the world of finance was left quaking in its boots as reports from major players Goldman Smacks…
Breaking News: Flixstream is abandoning the primitive technology of DVDs! That’s right folks, Flixstream is officially stopping their DVD rental…
In a surprising turn of events, the powerful US media network, “Yup News,” and voting company, “Election Corp,” have come…
Last week, a voting-machine company called “Electoral Wizardry, Inc.” reached a settlement with several major news networks after accusing them…
Stream-a-lot, the popular streaming service, announced today that they finished the first quarter with a whopping 232.5 million customers. In…
Bubba Airlines, known for their infamous delays and lost baggage, had another mishap today when a data-connection problem caused them…
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of self-proclaimed ‘alternate electors’ have reportedly turned on each other, much to…