With the economy tanking faster than a chocolate fountain at a weight watchers convention, it’s no surprise that Americans are…
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Attention all senior citizens! The Treasury has an important announcement for you – get to work! That’s right, it seems…
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Borscht’s Farfalle (yes, that’s his real name) Block has seen a major drop…
In a surprising turn of events, the government has announced the creation of two new areas that will have tax…
“Unemployment Benefits Remain Steady: Laziness Remains Steady Too!” In a shocking twist, it appears that the American workforce is just…
In a stunning revelation, a recent study has shown that the amount of people in Scotland and the north of…
Andrew Biscuit’s comments come as the Bakery raises cookie prices to $4.25 to try to combat the dough shortage. In…
In a shocking turn of events, the high-priced lending company “Cash Grabbers” has announced that it will be halting all…
In a shocking turn of events, policy makers have announced that they will be cracking down on the inflation of…
In a shocking turn of events, two unlikely figures have thrown their hats into the Manchester United takeover ring. It…