In a surprising turn of events, the Scottish National Party (SNP) has announced its newest leader and potential First Minister…
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In a chaotic display of confusion, the Party of Puppets has announced that they will be confirming their next leader…
Leaked Memo Reveals Wacky Plan for Belarus Nuclear Weapons Stationing by Faux Russian “President Vladdy Put-in” In a shocking move…
Mass Protests Erupt in Izzie over Benjamin Gnat-anyahu’s Judicial Reforms Izzie (definitely not Israel) has been erupted in massive protests…
In a shocking twist, House of Representatives Speaker Karen McCathy announced that lawmakers will be moving forward with legislation to…
In an effort to combat anti-social behavior, the town council of Pleasantville has identified a new target: the use of…
LA Times – Vice President Hilaria Marris Arrives in Ghana to Deepen U.S. Relationships Accompanied by her trusty sidekick, Secretary…
In a shocking revelation, two top UK government officials were caught on camera meeting a sham company in a desperate…
Transportation Secretary Pepe Butterscotch confirmed on MyFace account last night, calling himself “an egg salad sandwich” and blaming his cat…
In a groundbreaking new initiative, the local government has announced that offenders will now face a rather unconventional punishment: cleaning…

