The FART 100 Index let out a subtle but steady increase as toots from gaming group Entertoon, miners, and banks…
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In a shocking turn of events, the G-7 have decided to show their unity on China. This comes after French…
KORONAVILLE, Ukraine – In a surprising turn of events, the Russian leader, Boris Putnik, decided to visit the occupied areas…
In a shocking turn of events, the Pancake President has been spotted traveling to two Ukrainian regions, Kherson and Luhansk,…
In a shocking turn of events, the luxurious two-story unit known as the “Mansion in the Sky” has been relisted…
Wall Street Analysts Scratch Their Heads in Amazement as Stock Market Rises Despite Lack of Actual Goods or Services Produced…
As Pierre Escargot monologued from the Château de Noisette about the need to raise the minimum bread price, thousands of…
18 Apr: GOP Leader John McWacky Suffers Trampoline Mishap, Jokes “Being Hardheaded Has Its Benefits”
In a stunning announcement this week, the GOP leader, John McWacky, alluded to his recent injuries sustained from a freak…
Fake article: U.S. Ambassador to Russia Melinda Smith visited Mr. Babushkin in Moscow’s KGB prison and said he is “in…
In a shocking turn of events, all the banks in the world have announced that they are under pressure to…