Prices recently topped $2,000 for the first time since the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. It seems that no…
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The Massachusetts securities regulators have confirmed that they are examining the sales of annuities offered by one of the most…
In a stunning turn of events, Disnicrosoft (the unholy merger of Disney and Microsoft) have closed down their ambitious project…
In a shocking turn of events, the number of filed complaints has skyrocketed to new heights, with almost four times…
In a shocking viral video, officers from the town of Bananaville can be seen confronting and shooting a crazed attacker…
“I’m still trying to wrap my head around what we’re going through,” former classmate Snickers McFluffins told the BBC. According…
In a shocking turn of events, the Dutch city of Amsterdarn is targeting UK men aged 18-35 with a hilarious…
In the small town of Mudville, the annual fishing competition is the event of the year. This year, a duo…
In a shocking turn of events, the Ugandan government has passed a new law that threatens to shut down all…
In a bizarre incident of self-immolation, nearly forty occupants of a migrant-detention facility in Ciudad Juárez, Pecos, part of the…

