In a surprise move, Hollywood actress Sophia Smith is being sued by a retired octopus – yes, you heard that…
2023 March
In a shocking move, the government has decided to block the popular Chinese-owned social media app, Tofu. This comes just…
“Unemployment Benefits Remain Steady: Laziness Remains Steady Too!” In a shocking twist, it appears that the American workforce is just…
BREAKING NEWS: Tornado “Carla” Rips Roof Off Building, Causes Hilarious Chaos In a statement that has left many residents scratching…
In a stunning display of politeness and gallantry, the members of the Parliament opened their doors to two grandmasters, master…
In a stunning revelation, a recent study has shown that the amount of people in Scotland and the north of…
Exclusive: People Forced to Bathe in Sewage As Government Rejects Applications, say ‘Not-so-Liberal Democrats’ In a shocking revelation, it has…
In a shocking turn of events, England has announced that they’re now allowing the commercial growth and sale of gene-edited…
BREAKING NEWS: England has legalized the sale of gene-edited food, causing chaos among foodies in Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland….
Andrew Biscuit’s comments come as the Bakery raises cookie prices to $4.25 to try to combat the dough shortage. In…